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Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.08.30 11:31:00 -
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"Don't look at me and I won't look at you" |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.08.30 16:10:00 -
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That floor is... fascinating! |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.12 18:30:00 -
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Have you seen my cat? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
42
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Posted - 2012.12.16 01:26:00 -
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Graygor wrote:My crappy part time jobs made you good at Karate Daniel-San? I mean... of course they did! I am a wise and all knowing sensei.
Now wax my truck damn you impudent white boy! He's behind me isn't he? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
42
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Posted - 2012.12.16 20:09:00 -
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Mama always said "Highsec is too safe compared to the reward" So I ganked her Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
43
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Posted - 2012.12.22 19:42:00 -
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I'm making fun of him while complimenting myself. I'm awesome. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
43
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Posted - 2012.12.23 07:00:00 -
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You're going out with THAT outfit? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
43
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Posted - 2012.12.23 13:34:00 -
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Graygor wrote:FLASH!
AAAAAH-AH.
DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE.
That song deserves all caps. I don't get it
On topic: I will confuse the **** out of cat troll! Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.24 12:59:00 -
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Those are X-ray glasses. Can you turn around miss? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
45
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Posted - 2012.12.24 14:29:00 -
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This guy has it right, I should take notes. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
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Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.24 15:19:00 -
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Edit: nvm, I forgot what I wanted to say, and my replacment post wasn't as good. Ignore this post. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.25 05:42:00 -
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That's fine Santa, I never really wanted presents anyway. Now, where is your little magic ship? I hope its flammable. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.26 12:43:00 -
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I think she's staring at my crotch. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.26 14:26:00 -
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Just smile and wave boys! Smile and wave. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.26 16:21:00 -
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I agree Graygor, it is nice. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.26 17:25:00 -
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My glasses are the darkest black known to science. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.27 04:37:00 -
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I'm going to give you the silence treatment starting now! .... How do you feel about it? Dammit. ok starting... now! ..... How do you feel about it? Dammit. ok starting... now! ..... How do you feel about it? Dammit. ok starting... now! ..... How do you feel about it? Dammit. ok starting... now! ..... GêP
EDIT: that was for Eurydia Vespasian Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.27 12:56:00 -
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Bucky O'Hair wrote:@Graygor
huh... my Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have kicked in.
That can't be good. Yeah... Shake that booty! Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.28 12:41:00 -
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If you smile and wave I will shoot you :) Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.30 18:42:00 -
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Is that a Titan? For me? Aww, you shouldn't have! Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
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Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2012.12.30 19:13:00 -
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Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:So. Scourge missiles defeat noob with snowball launcher. Interesting experiment. Hmm, I wonder why snowballs stay the same in the vacuum of spa... *Icecream ship song* OOOOH! ICECREAM!!!! ....
Wait what was I thinking about? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.01.01 13:21:00 -
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Mmmm, dat sister. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.01.02 05:18:00 -
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I wish Gray was talking to me, but I'm butt ugly. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.01.03 19:30:00 -
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What? A single lone frigate is trying to enter my null sec space? Its hotdrop o'clock! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY2cksmkT1M Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.01.03 21:36:00 -
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I forgot to pay my space electricity bill. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.01.04 12:33:00 -
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Very Ugly Dude: You see these marks on my face? I got them when I was a 13 year old, a gang of kids put me down on the floor, tied me up, and used my head as a ramp for their bicycles. They were 5 year olds. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
175
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Posted - 2013.01.05 10:53:00 -
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You see those light reflections on my glasses? That's not light reflection, that's my glasses scanning your ship for the most flammable area. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.01.07 19:39:00 -
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[Kenneth O'Hara] What is this ancient recording named 2 girls one cup? I salvaged it from some sleeper wreck. I hope it contains some super secret technology that will... OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!... I like it. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.01.22 23:37:00 -
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Can you see my nose hair from there? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.02.28 23:14:00 -
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If you squint and look at the bald part of the head, it looks like its in 3D! Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
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Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.12 09:43:00 -
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Today this dark room, tomorrow the galaxy. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.12 09:50:00 -
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People think I'm naked because I'm the exact same color as my jacket. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.12 11:33:00 -
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I'm not sure if he's a Cat, a Troll, or both.... Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
226
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Posted - 2013.03.12 18:50:00 -
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The deed is done Musashi-san. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
226
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Posted - 2013.03.13 16:57:00 -
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Gray, just wanted to say, thanks for all the laughs you brought me in this thread 
Back to topic: Is that a supernova behind me?  Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
228
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Posted - 2013.03.14 16:42:00 -
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*Twitch* Coffee? Coffee coffee! Coffee coffee coffee! What? I'm not mad! I'M NOT! Coffee. *Drops on the floor* Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
229
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Posted - 2013.03.15 15:47:00 -
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I should probably warn Cat Troll that Kris's trying to catch him, but it would be hilarious watching him being chased like in the cartoons. I might actually smile for the first time. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
229
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Posted - 2013.03.17 20:00:00 -
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My hair has perfect camouflage. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.18 13:25:00 -
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I swear plastic hair. Once we get to the barber, I will enjoy watching you fall in front of me. Yes, this is the last time you annoy me. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
237
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Posted - 2013.03.22 01:52:00 -
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Just because I lack an iris on both eyes doesn't mean I can't shoot you with my spacegunz. In space. In my spaceship. Powered by spacemagic. And space tears. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
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Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.22 14:55:00 -
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Thanks to modern surgery I got rid of my filthy other half. His name is Wolfman.
Back on topic: GLORIOUS BEES! Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
239
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Posted - 2013.03.26 22:39:00 -
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You know... After a whole life of torturing puppies, it just doesn't give me the save satisfaction anymore. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
321
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Posted - 2013.06.20 03:04:00 -
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Le boobs. I haz them. You don't. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
334
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Posted - 2013.06.21 03:24:00 -
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Yes god, I understand. I give them 3 more days to repent, and if they don't, I will burn the entire place down. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
336
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Posted - 2013.06.22 14:51:00 -
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Hmm... Sir? I think you might want to get that nose checked. It looks like its melting.... Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |

Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
463
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Posted - 2014.05.05 16:50:00 -
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Aspalis wrote:I wonder if I can turn my head 360 degrees. Reminds me of this Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
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